What it feels like
while twisting each bottle cap counterclockwise
till your fingers bled into bone,
how much will the moon weigh on Sunday when I
bandage your fingers – this
time in bubblewrap?#2 Max has 4 girlfriends and 2 cell phones. He can eat 10
school hot dogs in 57 seconds.
What is the likelihood in a percent out of 100 that Max
will agree to partial custody of
his third girlfriend’s baby?
#3 It normally takes you 15 minutes (while walking at a
constant rate of 1 meter/1.5 seconds)
to get from your apartment complex to the mini mart.
If wine gets better with age, and you get better with wine,
what’s the difference between the time it normally takes you to
get to the mini mart versus after you’ve had approximately
4.5 glasses of Pinot Grigio (2012)?